This luxury yacht is a hotel on a boat that never moves — so it’s really just a hotel

Wave from the dock at the Sunburn London — a luxury hotel enclosed in a 394-foot superyacht — but don’t belt out “bon voyage” because the floating hotel is permanently moored in the British capital’s Royal Victoria Dock.

The five-story, 138-room hotel offers incredible amenities like a spa, gourmet restaurant, terraces with views over the towers of Canary Wharf and a slew of signature suites including two royal suites.

It’s for people who love their cruise ships but only when they’re not moving.

Price: About $300 per night.