This is how you really train your dragon. You dropped down $60K and press the BREATHE FIRE button until you torch an entire city block.
The Fire-Breathing, Flying Dragon via Hammacher Schlemmer
“This is the remote controlled jet-powered dragon that soars through the air at up to 70 mph and belches propane-powered flame when on the ground. Proving its prowess before take-offs or after successful raids, the dragon’s LED eyes can be commanded to glow red while it emits a fiery 3′ blast of flame from a cleverly concealed (and flight-disabled) propane tank and igniter built into its toothy maw.”
This dragons comes standard with a mini turbine engine built into the chest. The engine provides a thrust that exits the rear at 500 mph (just like a good jalapeno), and uses a half gallon of jet aircraft fuel or kerosene. Flights last ten minutes.
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